[Intro]
Yo…
Everything’s cool today.
I slept great.
Had my coffee.
I’m in control.
Let’s do this.
[Verse 1]
Bills paid on time for the first time in months, fridge got real food, not just ketchup and air,
I even folded my laundry like a functional adult, matched every sock, that’s rare,
Texted my mom “love you” and meant it, no guilt trip attached, no hidden despair,
Told the mirror “you handsome devil” and the mirror said “facts,” we vibing in there,
Got a solid playlist, no sad songs allowed, only bangers that match my elevated stare,
I’m hydrating, meditating, elevating, basically winning at this whole life affair,
Everything clicking, no loose screws today, brain running smooth like a fresh oil change,
I’m the picture of balance, the king of okay, nothing can rattle this well-oiled machine.
[Pre-Chorus – still relaxed, but a single tiny vocal crack slips in]
Yeah… I’m good.
Super good.
Why wouldn’t I be?
[Chorus – bouncy and catchy, confident but with a faint uneasy edge]
Everything is fine, everything is fine,
smile so wide you can see the skyline,
no cracks showing, no red flags flying,
I’m totally stable, totally fine…
Everything is fine, everything is fine,
got my shit together, standing in line,
no voices whispering, no weird designs,
I’m totally stable… totally fine.
[Verse 2]
Made breakfast without burning the toast, that’s two days in a row, call it a personal best,
Answered work emails in complete sentences, no passive-aggressive “k” at the end of the text,
Even laughed at a dad joke from my boss, felt genuine, not forced, I’m impressed,
But the clock on the wall keeps ticking too loud, like it’s counting down something I can’t quite digest,
The shadows in the corner look a little too sharp, probably just bad lighting, nothing to address,
I told myself “ignore it, you’re fine, keep grinding,” but my brain just replied with a quiet “maybe not yet,”
Still cracking jokes to myself in the mirror, “you’re killing it king,” but the laugh sounded wet,
Like something inside is starting to sweat… nah, that’s just the humidity, I bet.
[Pre-Chorus 2 – voice speeding up, slight pitch wobble, nervous laugh]
I’m still good… right?
Ha… yeah.
Totally.
[Chorus]
Everything is fine, everything is fine,
smile so wide you can see the skyline,
no cracks showing, no red flags flying,
I’m totally stable, totally fine…
Everything is fine, everything is fine,
got my shit together, standing in line,
no voices— wait what did they just say?
I’m totally stable… totally fine?
[Verse 3]
Why is the ceiling whispering secrets about my childhood goldfish? That fucker died in ‘09,
Now it’s swimming laps in my frontal lobe screaming “you forgot to feed me, you selfish swine!”
The fridge just laughed at my grocery list, said “bro you bought kale again? That’s a cry for help in produce disguise,”
I told it to shut up but the bananas started unionizing, demanding better peel rights,
My left sock just filed for divorce, said I never appreciated its arch support,
The right one’s in therapy talking about abandonment issues from the dryer portal,
I’m arguing with furniture now, couch called me a deadbeat for never sitting with purpose,
Table said “you eat like a raccoon on meth,” I said “at least I’m consistent you flat bastard!”
Ha—ha—ha—wait why am I laughing this hard? The walls are joining in, what a supportive crew,
They’re spelling my name in Morse code with the flickering lights, guess the house finally grew…
Feelings? Or maybe it’s just the carbon monoxide, either way I’m winning this debate,
I’m the baddest motherfucker losing his mind in 4K ultra HD, celebrate!
[Final Chorus]
Everything is fine—FINE—FINE—FINE!!!
Smile so wide it’s splitting my—LINE—LINE!!!
No cracks—CRACKS—CRACKS—everywhere flying,
I’m totally stable—STABLE—HAHA—FINE!!!
Everything is FINE—FINE—FINE—FINE!!!
Voices are singing, what a beautiful chime,
I’m the king of the breakdown, ruling in prime,
Totally stable…
TOTALLY FUCKING FINE!!!