[Intro - guttural cackle]
In a whack-stack shack, the mad hat’s back,
With a zip-zap quack, I crack the track!
[Verse 1 - rapid whimsy, shifting rhyme blitz]
Through the gloom-bloom trees, a sneeze of dread,
Whirls a twirl of grue, my stew is bled,
Off kilter goes the jilter, spleen I shed,
With a wiggle-waggle snap, bones clap instead!
Faster than a blaster, gore pours from the spout,
Roundabout the snout, I flout with a shout,
Ribbons rip and dribble, crimson’s devout,
A jitter-jinxed fiend spins chaos about!
Under moon-soaked dunes, I prune the frail,
Slashing through the brew, a skewered tale,
Tongues twist and blister, madness I hail,
Zippy-zany ziggurats crash without fail!
From the thicket’s trick, a slick wick burns,
Gobbles up the wobble, sanity churns,
Hollowed husks I husk, the pendulum turns,
With a flick-flack whack, the knack returns!
Over craggy knolls, I toll a grim chime,
Squelching through the mulch, a gulch of slime,
Tendrils twang and tangle, no reason or rhyme,
In this whirly-whorl, I hurl my prime!
[Chorus - booming chant, rhythmic roar]
WACK! ZANY! MADNESS MANY!
GUTS GOOSH, BONES CLANKY!
TWIST SWIRL, MIND’S uncanny!
FREAK’S FAST, NO DANDY!
[Verse 2 - fast Seussian storm, shifting rhyme rush]
Down a glop-drop lane, the sane unwind,
Swerves a curve of murk, I lurk to grind,
With a zip-zop chop, the slop’s enshrined,
Gizzard gashes gush, plush guts I find!
Quick as a tick, I flick muck in a spree,
Round the bend I rend, a fend you’ll see,
Skulls plop and plummet, a summit’s decree,
Whistle-whack, I stack this wackery free!
Through the bramble’s scramble, I gamble with zest,
Clobbering the cobble, a hobble confessed,
Flesh frays and sizzles, no riddles to test,
A jitter-jolt jolt, I bolt from the nest!
Past the winky-wonk woods, I hoodwink the calm,
Splatters splish and splash, a gash in my psalm,
Livers quiver lively, I shiver with charm,
Zippy-zig I zag, a snag in the balm!
Over tussock tufts, I huff a wild tune,
Crunching through the crust, a bust I swoon,
Giblets gleam and glitter, no quitter too soon,
In this flip-flap fray, I slay the moon!
[Bridge - eerie giggle, fractured Seussian mind]
Giggles jiggle loose, my noose unwinds,
Wafts a daft draft, the shaft misaligns,
Phantoms prance in trance, a dance that blinds,
Am I whack or cracked? I lack confines!
Wobbles wail and topple, I hobble through,
Gremlins grin and spin, a din askew,
Nook’s a crook I shook, my rook I rue,
In this zany-zest, I wrest the true!
[Chorus - Busta Rhymes booming chant, rhythmic roar]
WACK! ZANY! MADNESS MANY!
GUTS GOOSH, BONES CLANKY!
TWIST SWIRL, MIND’S uncanny!
FREAK’S FAST, NO DANDY!
[Outro - Madcap Meltdown - Rapid, distorted cackle, unhinged Seussian collapse]
Through the glib-glab glade, I fade in haste,
Splat the splat, I spat, a gnat encased,
Whirl the whirl, I twirl, a swirl misplaced,
Mad’s my crown, I drown, no taste erased!
Zip the zap, I clap, a trap I cha